8 Things Single Girls Are Tired Of Hearing
Posted On 26th August, 2014 @ 10:05 am by MTV EDITOR

Last we checked, being single wasn’t a disease and it definitely wasn’t fatal. Fat luck explaining that to people though!

Being single is less taxing than being in a relationship, they said. It is fun, they said. What you weren’t warned about was people’s complete inability to comprehend someone not needing a partner to validate their existence. If you’ve been single for a considerable amount of time, here are eight lines that have definitely come your way:

How are you still single?

Extremely easily. It comes as naturally as breathing. On a more important note, how are you still alive given your tendency to piss people off majorly with your nosiness? 

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But don’t you miss being with someone?

Perhaps I do, especially every time an old rerun of DDLJ comes on TV. On the whole though, I manage just fine. Singledom hasn’t been proved fatal yet, you know.

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When I was your age, I was already married 

And when I was your age, I wasn’t going around preaching how other people should lead their lives. You might want to give it a shot someday, just for fun.

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You should really try online dating or Tinder

How about I just try minding my own business and you do the same? It’ll be amazing fun. Pinkie swear. 

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It’ll happen; don’t worry

Umm, I hate to say this but the only thing worrying here is everyone’s concern in my relationship status.

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I can’t imagine what it is like to be single

And I can’t imagine what it must be like to be that nosy either, so there you go. That makes two of us.

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Are you sure you aren’t dating someone secretly?

Seeing as there aren’t any secret CIA officers beating a path down to my door, why would I need to keep my relationship status a secret, pray do tell me?

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But you and *insert random guy from high school* used to look so cute together!

‘Used to’ being the keyword. If I do want to get back together him, I will do so and in my own good time. The amount of concern and hours being dedicated to my love life is extremely touching though. How will I ever repay the favor? 

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