URBAN CUPID: Lip-Locking
August 02, 2012 @ 00:00 am
Lately, we've been tending to a severe headache, after handling the strewn 'Stewart-Pattison' relationship. Now, why did that vampire have to mingle with a human being in the first place? We know, it is all about love and all but see what h
We are not of the opinion that all was hunky-dory between the celebrity couple. We spoke to Kristen but she was all apologetic; on the other hand, Pattison is seriously biding time because he is completely lost as to what is to be done. Anyway, inspired by Kristen’s lip-locking we thought of bringing to you, the hot topic today: if you have lip-locked and forgotten your password. What must you do?
Ranjini Melhotra, thanks a ton for your question, we apologise for the late reply, but we were desperately waiting for a similar situation to occur in the “woods”.
RM: I had gone to a friend’s birthday party, (Cutting the story short) and there is where I met Feroz. He was a wonderful talker (Cutting the story short) we kissed when everyone passed out. Now, I do not have a boyfriend, but I do not want to get into a relationship either. What should I do?
UC: Dear Ranjini, love does not grow on trees but for a free kiss all the monkeys love hanging-out. Feroz must have been the sweetest, cutest, yummiest fluff of candy; but he was not aiming for anything more than a free kiss. Surely, you are not a free-kisser, and we know you are not. You are single and obviously you want to be the gift of the worthiest suitor; however, that cannot happen without a little trial and error. Unfortunately, this one was an error but stay focused, your vampire is surely hiding in the shadows.
So, if you have locked lips and forgotten the password, the escape routes are several. Either you are just seeing how far it goes or you’re being naughty, and you know we have an example of that.
Nevertheless; consider this situation, as experienced by Brahomit Kotwal, at his second try at wooing a queen bee.
BK: It was at 4 pm that Pratima, my girlfriend, asked me to meet her at India Gate, she said she wanted to introduce me to her brother (?????). Anyway, I did not know why, but made my way there. It was a trap; she tells me face-to-face that our love is ended. The brother was no brother but her new found love. She had even claimed of a kiss in their meeting earlier. She said she has moved on.
UC: Hey buddy, don’t let it bother you. However much, you think she owned you; you must realize that you don’t own her. She is free to do as she likes, and I am telling you that there is no other way she had of telling you that. Certainly, you have many options now; either you can cry till we are all out of a water crisis or give Pratima a call and tell her that she managed it well. Think about the others who have to find it out on their own; and you will realize that you are really lucky.
That was another incident of lip-locking, after forgetting the password, but certainly Pratima was not on a mean-streak, but Kristen Stewart is certainly all jazzed up. Why would she go in for the kill/kiss, and want to go back to Robert? Now, that is a question that we wish someone answered.
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