1.    Rajnikanth
Because he's the one that time and tide wait for. Because he doesn't wear a watch – he decides what time it is. Because he can divide by zero, he can answer missed calls, and you know what, he even knows what women really want. Because there's nothing Rajni-CAN'T do.

2.    Rahul Dravid
Now here's a Maharashtrian who will last the distance as CM. And by distance, we mean, from the time of joining to death. Because Rahul Dravid will. Not. Quit. The opposition can throw all their bouncers and yorkers at him, people around him can get old and die but Dravid will bat on. And on. And on. And on.
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And on.
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And on.

3.    Big Boss
Imagine a world ruled by a voice in the sky that stops you from doing evil things like eating more than your share of rotis, not washing your laundry on time or sleeping whenever the hell you like. "Big boss chahte hain ki aap scam karne ki mat sochen.”
Or a world, where you will face instant consequences of your dirty, immoral actions (yes, we have been watching you). "Bigg boss chahte hain ki aap ek mahine tak Dolly Bindra ki seva karein”.
Yeah, it's going to be a neat and clean world.

4.    Rakhi Sawant
If ever there was a way to get people to give more taxes than they are allowed, it is Rakhi Sawant. People will PAY to watch her run the state, as she organizes mass auditions for every housing society ownership, makes and breaks up with opposition leaders in dance-offs and doles out her own insaaf each time things don't go her way – which will be never, by the way.

5.    Raghu Ram
Because: SCAM KAREGA? CORRUPT BANEGA? HAI TUJHMEIN DAM? TERI M* *** ***** ** @#!$%! @#*** @$* *** %$^.

Tags: Chief Minister, Rahul Dravid, Raghu Ram, Big Boss, Rajnikanth, Rakhi Sawant, Maharashtra, Humour

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