Monday, November 29th, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

No, We Can't Be Friends, Please Die.

Break Ke Baad may not be the best film to have come out this year (that's because HISSS came out this year), but Deepika Padukone elevates it to a must-watch for two reasons. One, she is a GODDESS and we love her and worship her dimples and wish our girlfriends looked just like her!!!!!!!!! And two, her character in the film is EXACTLY how girls, who all boys hate, are. Fondly known as, 'b**ch'.

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

Grant them a merciful death, instead

Disclaimer #1: The following two lines are not sarcastic, funny, or insulting in any way... In Guzaarish, Hrithik Roshan asks for mercy killing because he's been paralysed for quite a while. Complete respect to Hrithik Roshan for portraying a paraplegic, and even more respect to anyone who's suffering from the same.

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

Forget Sheila! There Are Many More Jawani Deewanis!

EVERYONE and their grandmothers have heard 'Sheila ki jawani' by now. In fact, the grandmothers have heard the song more carefully, since they are the only ones who have that name these days (a big shout out to Sheila Dixit!). Which begs the question, WHY is 'Sheila ki jawani' shot on Katrina Kaif? More importantly, how could your name be 'Sheila, Sheila ki jawani?!' What kind of a surname is 'Ki Jawani'? (No offence to our Sindhi friends if we are being ignorant here!) How could anyone have a surname like that?!

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

REVEALED! The Shocking Truth About Himesh Reshammiya!

In a very disturbing, shocking, and appalling turn of events, Mr Bhushan Kumar, the head of T Series, has recently revealed in interviews that Himesh Reshammiya, the man who is responsible for his historic contribution in making music synonymous with a body part, CANNOT ACT.

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

What NOT to expect from Pamela Anderson in Big Boss

For all those who have not been stalking Pamela Anderson online since the last 10 years (we mean, women), here's some news that will make you jump up and down with happiness: The woman responsible for the rise and spread of private xxx tapes (bless her), Playboy, and the internet in general, is in India.

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Movies Blog: Bollywood

Kaun Banega Chief Minister?

Before Prithiviraj Chavan was taken on as the new Maharashtra Chief Minister, the end of Ashok Chavan's stint as Maharashtra CM had briefly given the Government the opportunity to make things right, once and for all. We mean, who needs politicians to run the country, after all? Why can't we have a Governator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) type Chief Ministator who, at least theoretically, has a history of kicking ass? We give you a list of five badass candidates for the perfect CM: