But before all of you (we mean, the men) get too excited and do things you regret later, we are going to tell you exactly what you should and shouldn’t expect after Pamela enters the Big Boss house. 

 

What NOT to expect:

1. Sex

JUST because it’s Pamela Anderson, and JUST because there are so many cameras around, it doesn’t automatically mean you’ll be seeing action day and night, okay?  Have same decency in your thoughts, okay? The only action you are getting in Big Boss this season is when Dolly Bindra beats the s**t out of Ashmit Patel one of these days… for being an ‘L’. 

 

2. Nudity

Agreed, that Pam has more clothe-less photos than you’ve been able to search desperately for on the internet(your chat history told us everything), but that doesn’t automatically mean that you’ll get to see her in kamasutra poses all the time. And even if that actually happened, the channel will censor it :(. So the only nudity you’ll take away from Big Boss this season will be Abbas Kazmi shirtless (CAN’T. GET. THAT. IMAGE. OUT. OF. HEAD. *Pukes*) .

 

3. Running

Yes, we know that you used to hide from your parents to see Baywatch and all the running… up and down… and up and down… and up and down… the beach (what else could it have been?!) But unfortunately, the pool in Big Boss is too small for anyone to drown, so you’re not going to see Pamela Anderson (and everything on her) running up and down the Big Boss house to save anyone’s life. Unless Dolly Bindra drowns Ashmit Patel… for being an ‘L’.  

 

4. Intelligence

By far the most intelligent conversations in Big Boss are usually those that Khali has with everyone else: ‘Mumble mumble, garble garble, hubba bubba’. So don’t expect Pamela Anderson to raise the collective IQ of the Big Boss house (because the collective IQ committed suicide under Dolly Bindra’s weight). 

 

What TO expect: 

1. Expect guys exposing, in the hope that Pamela Anderson will see in them what she saw in Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and in the various photographers who’ve shot her in the nude. 

 

2. Expect girls exposing so that the boys don’t forget that they exist when they are drooling over Pamela Anderson. 

 

3. And of course, expect Pamela Anderson exposing, because that’s why she’s been paid Rs 2.5 Crore, and not because she is fun to hang out with!

 

Tags: Pamela Anderson, Big Boss, Humour, Dolly Bindra, Ashmit Patel, Abbas Kazmi, Khali

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