So, while others rack their brains and try to tweak some humour, out of their otherwise boring lives; our dear Poonam Pandey, just bathes; and the world is watching. Yet, there is a talent to her nakedness, if you have not realized, she is the only dirty girl who has found a means of adding more dirtiness, to her image, by bathing.

Her profile says she is “a New Generation Girl”, which we have no doubt about; considering, she chooses to be clothed by her two hands, held in redemption across her bosom and down there, and some soapy water to bring out the sultriness. To keep this profile going, she certainly would have to spend a lot of time in the bathroom; but, the way she is going, the bathroom seems like the only one that will ever give up.

Though it is rather late, to audition for the sequel of Bhatt’s Jism; it is never too late to start the promos for Jism 3. Anyway, try answering this riddle: Why did all the plumbers retire after repairing Poonam’s bathroom? I don’t know; probably, they got drained.