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Kristen’s Hissy Fit

Posted January 31, 2013 @ 12:43 pm
by Hasina Khatib

Kristen Stewart just created history, of sorts. Before you hurriedly rush over to Google Images, let us clarify that this time it isn’t for turning up at a premiere in an itsy-bitsy excuse of a dress. Rather, the world is seething in shock after listening to the actress openly trash talk not one, but three Hollywood actresses!

Kristen’s Hissy Fit
Kristen’s always been a big fan of Angelina Jolie and has never really rated Jennifer Aniston as an actress … Kristen believes if it wasn’t for her bitter rivalry with Angelina, Jen would NOT be this famous these days at all

From playing the blonde sister in the kiddie flick Zathura to leading the Twilight series, Kristen Stewart has come a long way. Yet, there were always those who accused her of keeping her emotions bottled up. Well, no more. Reports have it that the 27 year old actress, has been stewing in a jealous rage, her face ablaze with expressions, the likes of which, five installments of Twilight failed to evoke.

Indeed, tabloids around the world are suffering from an orgasmic overdose after reports emerged of Kristen jealously raging about some of Hollywood’s most respected actresses. Throwing all civility and politeness to the wind, the Twilight star has apparently targeted Jennifer Lawrence, who gravely displeased her by taking home all the awards this season.
According to The Enquirer, a source close to the actor has revealed, “Seeing Jennifer Lawrence being worshipped on the red carpet, winning a Golden Globe and getting nominated for the Oscars has really gotten to Kristen. Jennifer’s come out of nowhere and is getting adulation that Kristen used to dream about.” Which comes as a bit of shock; as a general rule, actors keep all bitchiness and animosity well hidden from the camera under lieu of la-di-dah smiles and breezy hugs. In fact, the sweeter two actresses are to each other in front of the camera, the more you can be assured that they have already axe-murdered the other in their head five times over.

And while Kristen was at it, she decided that Jennifer Aniston deserved a place of honour on her dartboard, as well. The source adds, “Kristen’s always been a big fan of Angelina Jolie and has never really rated Jennifer Aniston as an actress … Kristen believes if it wasn’t for her bitter rivalry with Angelina, Jen would NOT be this famous these days at all.” Well, we can easily see why Kristen would be Team Jolie, seeing as how much they share in common in terms of celebrity cheating scandals, but her PR contingent probably had a cardiac arrest after that one.

And while she was raking up a storm at the registry of Celebrity Feuds, Kristen decided to give celebrated pop singer Katy Perry a piece of her mind as well. The Enquirer reported, “Kristen couldn’t believe that Katy was No. 1 on Men’s Health Hottest 100… she’s known Katy for years and doesn’t think she looks that hot, especially without her makeup.”

Well, the last quote inspires a million quips and wisecracks, none of which are worth repeating in polite company, so we’ll instead just doff our hats in respect to Kristen. In a world as gossip-starved as ours, getting the media off your trail is a mammoth task. Yet, by crossing swords with three A-list stars and sparking off the I-can’t-believe-she-just-said-that chain, Kristen has expertly managed to turn the limelight away from her rocky relationship with Robert Pattinson. Well played, Stewart. Respect.

 

Photo courtesy: vogue

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