10 Things That Will Happen In The 4th Season Of 'Game Of Thrones'
Posted On 9th April, 2014 @ 12:01 pm by MTV EDITOR

So, how does the manifesto for being cool begin? Clause 1 reads: Thou MUST be an ardent fan of Game of Thrones! And needless to say, no matter how frustrated we are at the nearly endangered species called Familius Starkus, and the non-stop victory march of what we like to call the 'bad guys', we LOVE the show!

So, while we can all wax eloquently about how awesome Arya's moment in the sun was in Season 4's premiere and how whoa-dude-so-frikkin-awesomely-cool Daenerys's not-so-little dragons are, I decided to do what not too many people have done… gift you a guessing game! 

As an unfortunate soul who's read the books and will unfortunately have no mystery when it comes to straight up plot details, what I can do is whet all your appetites for what is to come… and take my word, this season will have a LOT happening! And needless to say, SPOILER ALERT, so if you don't want them at all, we suggest you check this after the season's done.
So here we go:-
1. One beloved character WILL resurrect!
Let the guessing begin! One character from amongst to many, many MANY that have died will literally come back to haunt the living bejeesus out of a lot of baddies… and you'd want to be watching the show when this badassery comes to the fore! Any guesses?
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GOT1

 

2. There will be more Hodor!
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3. Tyrion 'Scenestealer' Lannister will keep doing that!
While Season 3 slowed the sharp little imp a wee bit, not exactly giving him as much material to shine… you guys HAVE to check out what's in store for him!
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4. At least 3 characters you LOVE to hate will die terrible HORRIBLE deaths!
Yep, bring on the guesses again peeps! Now we are not going to spoil it further. Let's just say, some arrows, some swords and some poison will be involved!
Joffrey

Joffrey

 

5. Sansa Stark will NOT die. FML. #Justsaying
I couldn't just give you guys the good news, could I! The insufferable, whiny, sniffling, whimpering Stark residue child (seriously, I STILL think she CANNOT be related to Robb, Arya, Jon, Ned & Catelyn. In other words… the ONLY Stark member with no achievements whatsoever!) And have we spoken about her taste in men!!! First Joffrey 'The Unimaginable Prick' Baratheon! Then falling head over heels for Mr Loras Tyrell. I mean yes, he's cute and all, but a dead woman in Siberia or even the White Walkers know he's an out and proud gay man!
Sansa Stark

Sansa Stark

 

6. Oh Battle, My Battle!
Yes… lots of fights, lots of arrows, lots of fire and for us, lots and lots of awesomeness!!! Enough to make Season 2's Blackwater Battle seem like child's play! Enough said.
And on a NOT so serious note!
Game of Thrones

Game of Thrones

 

7. Daenerys Targaryn's personal hair colorist will get a Westeros Lifetime achievement award!
Seriously, how awesome is that hair! Don't tell me you haven't at least once wondered how you'd look in that color! Her fashion sense will continue to prevail… and she will continue featuring on Westeros' Best Dressed list!
Danerys

Danerys

 

8. WE HATE Sansa Club will reach giant proportions!
Check back here once the season's done and do tell me if you hate her more. I mean I simply cannot stand this girl! Her ONLY response to everything is to quiver and cry. I want lemon cakes, I'll quiver and cry. I want a husband, I'll quiver and cry. My father just died, I'll quiver and cry. OK, I'll concede on that one… but you get my point!
Sansa

Sansa

 

9. The Dick who loses one
Remember poor Theon? Poor poor you-know-what-they-did-to-him-down-there Theon Greyjoy? Well, his bits (pun unintended) mirroring Saw & Hostel will be over. So we'll maybe be able to eat while we watch the show too! Yay!
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theon

 

10. Boobs!
Boobies will we so boobtastic this boobster season that boobfanatics will be boobgaga over the boobies on display. Did we mention, boobs?
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What are your predictions? Tell us in the comments below.
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