Ultimate aphrodisiac

His wife leaving for Hyderabad

 

Siblings

Only one that he knows of

 

Music

Loves Falguni Pathak

 

Holiday destination

Wherever my family likes

 

Author

Darsheel Safary

 

Book

How to remain a Virgin

 

Cartoon character

Govinda

 

First crush

Barbara (from Yugoslavia) back in grade one.

 

Restaurant

Doesn't visit restaurants all that much

 

Drink

Bournvita

 

Food

Anything that's complete and well cooked

 

And finally, if you weren't a VJ today, what would you like to be?

A Supreme Court Judge. Or a crab.

 

How many tattoos do you have?

I don't believe in tattoos. Tit for tattoo, anyday!

 

Who's your favourite Parsi?

Porus Marshall, my classmate. He kept hitting himself everywhere!

 

What is your best asset? Do you think you're sexy?

I have large nipples. And after four vodkas, hell yeah I'm sexy!

 

Do you believe in God?

I believe in HER. If God's a man, there's no hope left for us.

 

Who matters to you the most in your life?

My watchman, Vijay

 

Your description of the perfect partner?

Mayavati, Margaret Thatcher and the early Hilary Clinton

 

Cheesiest pick-up line that you've used/that's been used on you?

Please……..?

 

Do you have a pet?

Yeah, Ruffo. He's a German Shephard, has an Italian name and lives in India.

 

Do you support any social causes?

Myself, my kids, dogs, two cats and a snail.

 

Ultimate fashion statement?

Be practical. In India, all we really need is a loincloth. We're in the tropical zone!

 

Are you a workout enthusiast? What is your exercise routine like?

Of course, that's the only thing I do these days.

 

What has been the ultimate twist of fate in your life?

When I realized that my wife is actually a man!

 

What do you prefer, MTV glory or Bollywood fame?

I'd prefer a green card.

 

How good are you in the kitchen?

I can toast.

 

What is the most ultimate experience you've had while traveling?

Traveling Economy class with MTV, then being looked at strangely by escorts at the receiving end.

 

Tell us about your film career?

I'm unfortunately 2 films old. And Jalwa. Each one has been worse than the other!

 

How did you become a VJ?

I was crossing the wrong road in Tardeo (where MTV's old office was). I then got into the wrong gate on the wrong day.

 

You were actively involved in St. Xavier's college fest - Malhar. What did you do?

I used the lift!

 

How did you meet your wife?

At a police station. Now I want to return her.

 

What did you want to be as a child?

I wanted to remain a child. At 40, it didn't seem like a very good idea!